DEFTINITIONS
AMNESIA
A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
CONFIDENCE
The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
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| EYEDROPPER A clumsy ophthalmologist |
FLABBYGASTED
Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
INTOXICATION
Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.
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| POLYGON A dead parrot. |
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
