A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
A person who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
A clumsy ophthalmologist
Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.
A dead parrot.
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.