M E N O P A U S E
The following was submitted by one of our fearless readers. I'm sure you can sympathize.
(sung to Oh, Christmas Tree) "Oh, Menopause, oh menopause, where for art though, menopause? When you first came, I was so young......But now I'm cranky, and high-strung......Oh Menopause, oh menopause, I'm counting days, until you come."